love it!!!!

Regardless of your political persuasion, this is pretty funny! These two need to make a guest appearance on Saturday Night Live

This is hysterical.

Is our govenor ill? He looks like he lost a couple of ounces.

Holy hell that was funny! DC could learn a few things from these two.

Booker!

This is a very funny video. I love how Christie uses the Jerry Seinfeld line "Booker" instead of "Newman"....great stuff.

I've already told my husband that if I don't come home one night it's because I ran off with Cory Booker.

Love seeing politicians being able to laugh at themselves!

I've always liked and admired Booker, but now I'm not so sure - since he's sullied himself by being in the presence of Christie; for _any_reason

In this day and age when the political air is so poisonous, this is very funny and very refreshing.

It would be great if people in OC could work better together even when we disagree...Our town needs it.

I think Christie has too much time on his hands. I can't even stand to look at him!

If nothing else, the media gets politicians to be funny from time to time. This might be the last time for some laffs this election year.

This is why people like both these guys. They aren't above making fun of themselves. They're real people who just happen to be politicians, and two guys who just happen to be in different parties. I found this video refreshing in a time when differing factions can't come together in or out of the halls of government.

I thank them both for doing this.

And further proof that both of these guys are destined for more than a #2 job somewhere.

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Abbott & Costello are rolling over in there graves at these two.Salt and Pepper to play the Apollo and get yanked of the stage ! Lmao...again

replace christie with obama in this skit and the same people who are writing " love it" would be griping and moaning. glad to see christie has so much free time . when he isnt taking state helicopters to the met life stadium for the announcement of wrestlemania he has time to pursue his comedy career. besides the comical political one that is.

I have not laughed this hard in such a long time - and two NJ politicians are the cause!! LOL

jack i,m a pockets half empty paying the extra 50 % tolls we live under in nj.

stay calm i guess you were off planet for the 2000 decade.you might have missed things like 9/11 , the housing bubble and financial meltdown. with over 700,000 jobs being lost a month when the 19% approval rating president left office of course its all obama's fault. this bloated buffoon should be busy doing other things than giving the nypd a bad time because they were keeping an eye on muslim groups especially since the van used in the 93 wtc bombing was rented in jersey city and 9/11 was planned in newark. yeah plenty of time for chuckles from gov crisco here. yeah porter wood these two guys are # 2 right now . i can actually hear the flushing sound everytime they whoop it up. stay calm and smart not mary of course voted for sara palin in 2008. that should let you know how much they,ve figured it all out

i forgot he was busy giving his wealthy pro athlete buddies escorted 120 mph drives weaving in and out of traffic putting lives in danger. my bad

@Stay Calm & Pity - This really isn't the forum to dress you two haters down! It was a fun spoof, but you two momo's can't even see the satire. You two must be hell to live with if you don't see the humor for what it is here.
But since you want to provoke partisan political views, I guess you think Quitter McGreevey and Do Nothing's Corzine and Cody were better than Christie? HAHAHAHAHA! You two Liberal Progressives are either union workers, state employees, looking for entitlement handouts or ignorant. Keep drinking the Kool Aid.

Christie has taken on the tough problems that this state faces head on without pandering to the unions. His approval rating is through the roof at this point because he is actually doing his job and cutting spending unlike Obama.

If you two think Obama is so great, list a few of his accomplishments. I'd love to
read the list. I'll start you off.
1. HealthCare reform that the public overwhelmingly rejected, but was rammed down our throats by Nancy Pelosi & Co. It's about to be overturned by the supreme court.
2. A Nobel Peace Prize - Why did he win this again? Hmmm??
3. 9% unemployment
4. $3/gal gas
5. Fast & Furious scandal
6. ACORN
7. Rev. Wright (Another hater)
8. Hiring Green Energy czar Van Jones ( He left in disgrace)
9. must I continue…..

The guy is in way over his head. He and the cast of characters he surrounds himself have no clue, no class, and his presidency is a compete and total FAILURE!

stay calm my bad i misread your comment. "jack" wagon jack being a good name and in your case verb for the bumper sticker slogans you spew . can never hear that "drink the kool aid" line enough. maybe i should list the 19% approval rating bush accomplishments . 1, 9/11, 2. katrina, 3. two unpaid for wars . 4. a financial holocaust . 5. over $4 a gallon gas , 5 over 8% unemployment from 4% when he took office. 6. a $7.7 trillion bailout without any conditions for the banks. but those like jack here are willing to vote for a draft dodger like romney who was not only for the vietnam war but now wants to start one with iran. cant we finish up the two bush wars first? a few obama accomplishments you might have forgotten about jack 1. bin laden, 2. the top al queda bad guys, 3 . detroit . 4 has managed to keep unemployment at 2008 levels .

At first I thought, Gee, they did this as well as any professional actors.

Then I remembered: They're politicians. They ARE professional actors.

Wow, people too afraid to use their own names getting mad on the internet and using made up logic and talking points debunked by sixth-graders. Shocking, I know.

This is great

billy kramer (i,m sure thats your real name) i dont get mad but merely try to sort thru the b.s . " bush was praised for his handling of 9/11" i wonder how many of those 3,000 people were praising him that day or their families once they say condi rice testify during the 9/11 commission that in aug 2001 bush was handed a memo titled " bin laden determined to strike within the u.,s" that included 70 fbi reports including that the hi jackers were taking lessons in a commercial airline simulator without asking for landing instructions. jack wagon clearly a racist declaring that all of new orleans was a slum and after many have lost family members another hurricane will hopefully finish them all off . jack wagon who was in a fog in the summer of 2008 when all of us were paying over $4 a gallon for gas."jack "any sitting president would have got them all" well bush sat like a lump in office for 8 yrs why didnt he do it? jack you better go i think hannity is coming on the tv for your daily brainwashing.

" detroit let them go belly up" nice even though gm is now the top car seller in the world even beating toyota. its those like jack wagon who say screw american workers . thankfully we have a president who thought differently. but of course to ole jack here bailing out the banks to the tune of almost $8 trillion was well worth it and seeing what happened with jp morgan last week proves jack to be just another drone in the clueless fox audience.

its ok jack in november you can still vote for the magic underpants guy . lol nothing like a religion created in the mid 1800s where you can have 5 wives and disneyland type castles in utah and san diego to bring out the truly clueless voters . good luck with all of that . lol

jack's statement " we were never attacked on american soil again" yeah just that one time when 3 planes were used a weapons. besides that it was all good . while bush got revenge by building a starbucks in bagdad this president has given the order to end bin laden. anwar alawki (the guy who made it possible for every one of us to walk thru airports carrying our shoes) , the foiled ny time swq bomber, nyc subway bombers , the recent undie bomber guy and last week the drone strikes in yemen where the real terrorists are. thanks to this president the last thing these monsters see as they try and out run a drone is "made in the usa" written in the side of it. we went from terrorists who plotted the worst act in u.s history to guys like the terrorist 2 weeks ago who turned himself in for the $100 reward on his own head. wonder if he got paid?

Pity - The only person I pity is you cause you've been watching too much Rosie O'Donnell with your half baked conspiracy theories about 9/11.

I'm not a racist. I'm a realist. NO is an underwater slum that the rest of the country will be bailing out for decades. We'd all be better off if they had another cat. 5. The only fog here is the smoke and mirrors Obummer is selling you. I'm not buying into it. The only thing the clown is good at are is hoops picks.
$4 gas in summer of 08'- Speculators running the price up. That was for about 3 months and then the prices dropped back way below $3 and lower than $2 towards the end of 08'. Please tell me I don't have to school you in this historical fact too? Obummer has done nothing about rising fuel prices his entire presidency. He even shot down the Keystone Pipeline.

I'm better being brainwashed by Hannity than you being brainwashed by Rachel "lean forward" Maddow and Chris "The jeopardy flunky" Matthews and the rest of the shills at MSDNC. Thank God Oberman got fired. They couldn't even put up with his daily web of deceit.

how clueless can you be jackie? first it was $1.85 a gallon under bush and now well it was only $4 for about 3 months or so . no foul right? lol . yes jack the 9/11 commission was all a big conspiracy . all that testifying in front of the cameras never really happened did it? and finally the most boneheaded statement of all the keystone pipeline. a pipe that goes straight from canada to the gulf states where it gets exported out of tax free zones . the only oil we will see from its substandard steel made in india is the oil that leaks from it. ya gotta love republicans first they say it will lower gas prices then the next day the ceo of trans canada testifies that the oil will go to the highest global bidder but to ole jack here that magically transforms into lower gas prices . get a clue will ya. we exported over 100 million barrels of oil last year. once republicans heard the ceo of transcanda testify that all of this crude is going overseas the arguement changed from " it will lower gas prices" to " we,ve been an exporting nation for over 100 yrs who are democrats to tell us we cant export this oil?" . do us all a favor jack mehoff do your homework and get back to us will ya? lol you can start with transcanada's own 2008 report which says that by passing the midwest refineries this will raise the price of canadian crude". yes jack get your facts from pill popping junkies like limbaugh or glen beck the alcoholic former morning zookeeper in hooterville kentucky

Here is Obama's Legacy: 
First black President, 
Apologist, 
Bowing down to other world leaders (and you talked about Romney), 
Solyndra, 
Attempting to destroy our alliance with Israel, 
Rev. Wright, 
Bill Ayers, 
Taking over 1/5 of the economy by forcing healthcare down the throats of Americans who overwhelmingly rejected the idea. Socialism. 
Fast & Furious scandal, 
GSA Spending Scandal, 
The lack of transparency - Remember that promise? The old Potomac 2-step by Eric Holder. 
Doing absolutely nothing to stop the rise of gas prices, 
Keystone failure, 
Energy Sec. "no car" Chu - Mr. "I want $5 fuel prices" during an economic crisis. 
Hiring known Marxist green job's czar Van Jones. 
The failing economy - "Yes we can" has now turned into "There's no magic bullet". 
Dividing the country. 
His college hoops picking prowess. 
Oh, let's not forget the ridiculous beer summit he had to put his two cents in on. ACORN, 9% unemployment, A ridiculous Nobel prize for doing absolutely nothing.

its always the sign of a feeble mind when those like jack are confronted with the facts to then insult and make it up as they go along . first gas was$1.85 under bush EXCEPT for the months it was over $4 . we werent attacked on american soil EXCEPT for that one time on 9/11 . lol as for the volt it was awarded motor trend car of the year as well as a 5 star rating by the insurance intitute for safety. yes why do we need a car that can go a year without stopping at a gas station when we still have so many dinosaurs we can dig up for fuel.? jack clearly there must be a carbon monoxide leak in your home to come up with that sort of chop logic. maybe its just your wife in the garage with the door closed and engine running waiting for the sweet embrace of death to take her away from your endless babbling. lol what happened when you did your homework on the keystone jackie"? i could actually hear you saying " oops" . dont worry you can vote for the magic underpants guy who yesterday said " i dont know what i said but whatever it was i stand by it" lol you two should get a room. the best is a genius who writes " i,m not surprised you are posting right now you must be collecting a check " well done einstein i,m retired i collect a pension every month but since you are posting in the early afternoon that must make you just a bum i guess

this jack wagon sounds like the typical right wing assclown who when he can't debvate the facts then resorts to calling the people who prove him wrong as "sec 8 welfare bums etc" he votes for a party who are looking to cut programs like seniors like meals on wheels as well as transportation for the disabled which paul ryan this week said was " marvelous' . i pity the fool you have exposed jack as the fool you pity with accurate facts. give it to him we need those like jack who are undermining our senior citizens with a dose of reality.

Great! this is almost as funny as the year when I was covering the Legislature and Abscam broke. Organizers of legislative correspondents dinner brought in camels. I left before it was time for clean-up.

Back off Rack Draggin, or Jack Raggin, or whatever his name is just back OFF JACK...the important thing is that what he says, not what name he says it under. And what he says is, simply, expectorantional or expirational, or exclamational or something like that. I'll start with the best part which is how he takes a rare and uplifting story with real potential to bring people together if just a little bit and slams a wedge into its heart. B A U teeful. We are brothers! How would our kind make it in a world of common purpose and effort? But you are in a zone with the particulars - (no attacks on US soil after 9/11 - props for successfully diverting readers attention away from the attack OF 9/11 (maybe I should not point that out but I don't know how to express my admiration if I am not explicit), or how you say Pelosi rammed healthcare down our throats and skip the whole one year of bipartisan negotiation and all of the R amendments that went into its passage (why equivocate - make your point as strongly as possible, I say - and you use the same trick on the employment rate and gas price and debt stuff too!!! Awwww-some). But the coup de gras is where you combine the dirty (ha, like that matters) rhetorical tricks and insert the smart bomb - appeals to racism (ACORN and Wright)...You are a master. But seriously, Jack, don't be discouraged by the thinking crowd: They live in a reality-based world - a dreadful place where facts, reason, and compassion rule.

Theporterfromcollingswood,

Bush was doing a good job knocking out those filthy Muslim extremists. And as a matter of fact so did Obama. Borat employed those drones that liberals hate so much and I thank him. When I first heard about the I imagined how great it must have been. A group of terrorists walking together and out of nowhere a lightning bolt vaporizes Mohammed. And then some kid gathering up what was left of Mohammed on the end of a stick...a smouldering towel. On this count I think Obama is doing God's work.

Theporterfromcollingwood,

Libs went crazy when Bush used them and he was far more prudent with them than the First Kenyan. I agree with Obama using them like raindrops on these useless people. It has to have a great and almost religious effect on anyone seeing them in operation. I agree they should not be used here for privacy reasons but when you have authoritarian regimes like Obama's you have to be leery. He'll have "Eric The Red" using them to intimidate their political enemies. Holder certainly won't use them against New Black Panther Party members who intimidate voters. Hey, that happened right in your own backyard...what do you think?

Dave

david vaccaro you want govt out of your life and you believe in getting things for yourself then its simple. a toad like you can simply call up the post office and tell them you no longer wish to get mail and while your taking your kids out of school for the last time make sure to stop by the township office and tell them you no longer wish to have your garbage picked up. and pray there isnt a fire or armed intruder breaking into your house because the police and fire dept will have taken white out to your address . also avoid the highways and major roads since the federal govt builds and maintains them. lastly when you and your family are living in one of those hoarder episodes from the a&e channel on top of a pile of garbage pray that if we are attacked the military will be there to defend you because last i heard the govt runs that detail as well. jack is as sharp as a cue ball but i bet you he has no problem leaving jack's offspring (no pun intended) on his health ins until age 26 on that dreaded obamacare. thats the hypocrisy of republicans they bash things like the stimulus then go home with the hat in hand for that stimuls check for their state

by the way bush as early as march 2002 said " bin laden? i don't think much about him anymore" yes davey and jackie you can just google it or see the roy rogers president say it for himself on you tube. dont forget to look . (unlike bush who never bothered to look)

actually dave i just turned 17 yrs old last year and you making lewd sexual comments towards me is something i will show to my dad . i,m sure he will be interested in having the proper authorities look up your ip address for using sexual language towards someone who is under age. enjoy the weekend and stay close to the phone on monday knowing my dad's friends the police dept will be contacting you early next week.

and being a scorpio i will not be voting for the magic underpants, corporate raider abuser of dogs come nov. printing out your prior comment now.

i work a part time job after school everyday and you call me "filthy" and a lazy bum who doesnt work . i,m not angry i just look at it as where its coming from. making lewd comments towards me however is something i,ve been taught to always address with the proper people should it ever happen.

and to all the women reading this what would your reaction to someone saying to you " have you had an indian in you?" . its illegal to say to a 17 yr old and just plain sexist to any woman over the age of 18.

JACK (who i wish everyone would back OFF) - Thanks for confirming that you are a subtle and astute readererer! And you end your message to me with the declaration "Weirdo!". Were you signing off as Weirdo or calling me a weirdo? If the latter, what do you base that conclusion on? (did you hack into my web search history? not that it has anything weird in it, I swear, and forget I even brougt that up because........there's nothing weird in my search history and I also swear that....well, I guess I'll be more specific and say that there are no cookies of record that a reasonable person would say are weird....oh never mind - just take my word for it that I am not weird no matter what you discover or other people say or even think!
Porter - thanks for saying "liquor issue" and not using the other common ways of describing THAT thing...I am in therapy being desensitized to the other descriptions of that Ocean City controversy and am not doing so well with it as is evidenced by how I am now about to start hyperventillating and now i am and now my fingers are feeling tingly and it's getting kinda dark.............hos^ww87....huh yeah--(v6

Karen,

You are just looking to be offended. Haven't you ever heard someone say, you have a little," fill in the bank" in you? It's just an expression.

Dave

you can tell the cops that david . tell them it was just an expression. when they read your posts calling me filthy among other things we,ll leave it up to them to make the decision

and i dont walk dogs or babysit to make money. i punch a time clock. i,ll mention it to the other people i work with that they dont have real jobs either.

david i know you arent to bright but being a scorpio means my birthday was last october. my 18th birthday will be this october . i will be voting age on nov 6

Mr. Weirdo - What a relief. I thought you were caling me a weirdo and that you may have done some research to base that on. Yo!

" your too stupid to be 17" i guess its you who are too stupid to figure out if someone had their 17th birthday in oct it would mean that their 18th birthday is also in oct.

Samstie - Show some mercy - you're fileting this guy! I had the impression that you tried to stay in your weight class, so to say. Regardless - Thanks for the laughs, even if it comes at this nitwit's expense. Your old pal Bobby D.

jack wagon you sound like you have major issues. you pick on a senior citizen for living large on that huge $900 a month check he paid into all of his life to get? . if i see an old lady in a wheelchair being pushed down a flight of stairs i,ll know its you. heres a suggestion , try the de caff

Jack,

They haven't produced a new posting lately extolling the virtues of our great president and I got bored and couldn't help myself. The libs here are really funny.

Dave

Jack and David: you both seem to be very focused on Karen so I have to agree you two are the weird guys here and I think Karen has a point that you seem to be coming from a dishonorable place - in your heads so aside from the fact that you are pretty out of touch with reality in your ridiculous comments about politics an Obama (are you from the deep south and do you have teeth?, ) I have to agree with Karen that she should alert the authorities. Maybe you should find a good dentist, get some teeth and a brain and try to forget about young, pretty Karen.

actually jack wagon i would say she is stealing the words from the constitution especially the first ammendment part that mentions free speech. thats the thing with trolls like you the right of free speech only exists for you since the constitution was written for you and no one else. now go see if there are any blind kids you can trip

and jack its your inane comments that got you where you are on this thread. you sound very paranoid either someone is stealing your words or theyre stealing someone elses . are you on any kind of medication? and my second question is is that medication subsidized by the taxpayers because we want our money back.

i see jack wagon has gone as low as insulting a senior citizen and a high school girl. you must be proud of yourself jack you can puff your chest out now . i,m trying to get in touch with a few of my disabled friends and those who have no means of leaving their homes so you can call them decrepit too. jack you think that i stole your brilliant comedy ideas? sorry i,ve never heard of you before this thread. as for extolling virtues of the president i already mentioned bin laden and the leadership of al queda . and yes those were american jobs he saved in detroit the same city jack told to go belly up. and david the way you interact with a teenage girl is just plain creepy

jack i think bill o reilly is coming on if you hurry you can buy one of his "youre in the no spin zone" doormat for $100 . lol

davie i think o reilly just named you a pinhead instead of patriot

as for karen kids today are a lot smarter. they even have fancy computers and everything. i even have heard they have the i phone and blackberry things they can google stuff on.

and what you said to a 17 yr old girl would earn you a beating in my old neighborhood or by any father or brother

Hey, even "Karen" might be interested in this:

Mason-Dixon 5/10 - 5/14 1000 LV 44 47 Romney +3

I don't know much about Mason-Dixon but this it the latest likely voter poll. I wonder what effect this will have on Karen's "magic underpants"?

Dave (-:

Pitiful fool and the cast of creepy interloping progressive liberal, Obama loving characters,
I'm signing off for the night. Let's do this again tomorrow. Say we start around 6:00AM, Oh, wait....Checking for any Occupy Movements you all might be attending. Nevermind, 6:00 AM it is.

Hey, just remember, "Lean Forward" and together "Yes We Can". Or should I say "No You Didn't". hahahahaha.

jack trying to translate your mystery message "why is she in her if she is a high school girl" writing like that which one can only conclude was brought on by a bad interaction of jack daniels and meds but if you meant to say why is she 17 and still in high school . maybe they changed things nowadays but i remember most seniors being 17 . some even had driver's licenses.i never played the sympathy card because my hair is grey you stated that i must be on welfare to be posting in the early afternoon and i replied as best i could to a simpleton that the reason i,m home is because i,m retired . you still havent explained how it is that youre home all day. i love the " interloping " part. lol yes its a forum where people give opinions but to those who have enough common sense to know youre a loon they are interlopers for using their right of free speech.and david you love picking on high school girls. i guess challenging men is way out of your league. between the two of you teenagers and senior citizens are easy targets i guess . well done bravo

well davey and jack its near my bedtime so keep up the good work those teenagers who dare to speak up and " decrepit" senior citizens need to be put in their places . they,ve had it good for too long now. well good luck in november voting for the guy whose religion/cult has some guy in the 1800s named joe smith and special guest star jesus as injun fighters . makes as much sense as george bush having the batphone direct line to God who told him we needed more mc donald restaurants in bagdad. good luck with all of that. lol

oh and btw i,m for the death penalty ,. against a mosque at ground zero (gov crisco is for it) i,m for keeping an eye on muslim groups (again crisco against it) and i,m for responsible gun possession. i guess i,ll have to tear up my liberal membership card then.

Rise and shine my liberal progressive Pitiful Fool. Oh, wait. Probably won't hear from you and the cast of clowns until after 12. Most of you without jobs and looking for entitlements you aren't entitled to don't muster until later in the day.

Pity to be a Fool - I posted this yesterday, but it was held up like about 4 or 5 other ones that are "pending approval".

Left wing rhetoric is all I read from your decrepit posts. But you do have the dolt calvary behind you swearing you in as their messiah. More dummies than I can handle at one time, I admit.

I've posted facts about Obummers sad administration to date while you've posted some MSDNC talking point garbage by giving him credit for things he deserves NO credit for. Really, give me a few accomplishments…This clown, and he is a clown, has done nothing worthwhile and you left wing fanatics have anointed him as Pope.

Come on, admit the truth to us all that you are looking for hand outs from your government.

You guessed wrong, I'm no bum, son. In my own business for 25 years. Worked 16 hour days for most of the time. Started when I was 18. I never looked for entitlements that I'm not entitled to like you, and the liberal crew backing you up in here. Sold it to a big company with a lot of money. Have plenty of time on my hands now. I'll leave it at that.

Now you can go back to your Occuping Wall Street, doing nothing with your lives, Obama Kool Aid drinking, parasitical, liberal progressive dregs of society friends and leave the real work of turning this state around to the people with the coconuts to stand up to liberal idiots like you and co. and get the job done.

You're boring me, now.

Pity to be a Fool and Company - I'd like to spend all day with you her…typo...(here) posting, but I've got bigger fish to fry today. Keep posting and I'll try to post when I have the time to retort to all of your liberal progressive psycho babble. Except for the underage children who don't have the mental maturity, get offended, cry to their daddies, and look for sympathy when you respond in kind to their insults and then they tell you they're not of legal age. Too many liberal permissive parents out there allowing their kids to post provocative insults at others online and too many idiots in here to see it for what it really is. I guess it was a slow night on Facebook.

Seems to me that senior citizen Pitiful to be a Fool and the underaged little girls in the room all want the same sympathy by pulling the "poor defenseless me" card after posting insults about others. I'm ignoring the little girl by not replying to her posts anymore, but Pity to be a Fool is fair game! Holler back!

Pitiful to be a Fool - "would earn you a beating in my old neighborhood"

Threatening physical violence? Not surprised with your low mentality. Low IQ's usually resort to this tactic when things don't go their way.

BORING!

Sammie the Weirdo,

Read the posts again and see who slammed the wedge first.

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said this - We'll have to pass the healthcare bill to know what's really in it. Really? Is that what you liberal progressive dregs of society want to hear?

The thinking crowd - It must be nice living with all the empty space in your head! Never having to make a critical decision for yourself. I would imagine the echo is deafening at times though…though….though

Just checking in to see if the parasitical leeches of society have arisen yet? No surprise.

BTW -
I'm a Petty Fool - Don't miss the new Fantasy Time with Bill Maher tonight. It's required course work for you liberal progressives so you can spew the backward agenda of The Evil Obama Empire to the far reaches of the land.

Just checking in to see if the parasitical leeches of society have arisen yet? No surprise.

BTW -
I'm a Petty Fool - Don't miss the new Fantasy Time with Bill Maher tonight. It's required course work for you liberal progressives so you can spew the backward agenda of The Evil Obama Empire to the far reaches of the land.

Pitiful & Foolish - I can't even bare the thought of what living in your house would be like. You sound like a control freak. I feel for your poor spouse, if she hasn't left you yet. I'll lay odds that your dog even hates you. Pees on the carpet just to show you how much, too.
Now that you're retired, I'll bet you rearrange the silverware drawer in the kitchen, but wonder why you can't find the steak knives. Hint - they hid them from you, knowing you could erupt at any time with the threat of physical violence.

Holler, son!

jackoff wagon you really need to get a life. its mutants like you who make the patch not worth reading. what did you do set your alarm so you could get up in time to start your gibberish on here? its a nice day out maybe people are outside enjoyin the day and arent interested in your nonsense "son" sounds like you just need a good asskickin is all thats wrong with you.

jack you sound like a true tool . when is the next feeding time at the zoo? i,ll throw you a fish. lol

really where are the editors of the patch? dont they read the articles they put up here? how do they let rabid nut jobs like this wagon moron endlessly drool on here. must take a brave man to pick on teenage girls and senior citizens. sounds like he is in dire need of a "blanket party" . jack why dont you give me your real name i can send someone over .

you are correct jr . wagon here has a name that can be both a noun and a verb that describes him to a tee . just add the off

and by the way jack here spends all day from morning to late night on the patch. nothing worse than a hypocrite who drones on about people getting welfare checks when the timeline clearly shows he is merely some guy in his stained boxer shorts who hasnt shaved in a week waiting for the check to appear in his mailbox. sad .

Hell on - Like I posted earlier - Why do you want my real name? What difference does it make in a forum like this? If you want my name so bad it's only because you are planning to do some form of deviant behavior. But I'm the rabid nut. Dream on fatty.

" i,m the nut" i couldnt have said it better myself. stick a sock in it and sign up for some anger management classes before we start reading stories of your wife and kids being beaten by you in the south brunswick patch. and jack i could very easily do it myself just name the time and place. but a coward like you would rather beat up an old man or young girl.

Thanks, guys. Another article we have to shut down because of the inane name-calling. Stop treating this place like a bathroom stall.

heres an idea matt why not ban someone as vile as jack before he gets out of hand again (no pun intended)