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Franklin Lakes Woman Sues Over Rear End Splinters from Old Bench

According to a report, the woman sat on a bench at an Engelbert Humperdinck concert, and got lots of splinters in her legs and backside. Now, she's suing the concert promoter.

A Franklin Lakes woman is suing Live Nation over what she says is thousands of splinters in her legs and backside, My9nj.com reported. 

According to the report, Linda Vanston of Franklin Lakes went to Old Westbury three years ago to see British crooner Engelbert Humperdinck live in concert. While sitting on a wooden bench, Vanston claims she got splinters in her backside and legs, the report said.

“She feels a burning stinging pain in both of her legs, and she stands up and realizes that the wood on the bench is broken so that there are shards of wood sticking out. And she got thousands of splinters in her legs,” Vanston’s attorney Rosemarie Arnold told My9nj.com.

“You can see that even three years later she has scars all over her legs, and she also has fresh wounds where the splinters are still coming out three years later. She receives injections on a weekly basis to assist the wood from coming out of her legs.”

Vanston has sued the venue’s owner, promoter Live Nation, for an undisclosed amount over the ill-placed splinters, the report said. Live Nation did not return calls for comment on the suit. 

John Santaella May 02, 2014 at 05:25 PM
Poor woman. that's the only wood she's had in years
Mari romano May 02, 2014 at 08:30 PM
That "loser" has been around for years and even though im not a fan the music from that era blows todays music away-----small minded
Chris anne May 02, 2014 at 08:59 PM
Guess welfare is paying enough lately
Sayona May 02, 2014 at 09:26 PM
Wait! How many splinters can one sue for if you see a double header of Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck live in concert? I would imagine ALOT.
yen quach May 03, 2014 at 04:13 PM
lame, just another lazy bitch trying to make a buck. thousand splinters my ass.

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